Tilting At Windmills

Hi folks, this is it, the last few days of my Norfolk incarceration, soon I’ll be “Kidnapped in Longcross” wherever that is – to be honest, it sounds just as remote, but a little bird tells me that Heidi and Lupt will be there, so it’s not all bad. I know some of you think that …

New Tricks

Whoever said “you can’t teach an old dog new tricks” was obviously speaking out of his rear end, because as you can see, I have become quite an accomplished artist. If you remember, I started out by painting the walls of Sheringham beach a couple of weeks ago, and the nice chap from the council was …

Gimme Treats

Lots and lots of pics this week, because we’ve been to so many places, and had so many walks. Yesterday we walked the whole length of Holkham beach all the way to Burnham Overy Staithe. We walked the beach, the dunes and the woods, only stopping for ten minutes for me to munch on a …

R.I.P.

Calm down, he’s not dead, but let’s face it, he’s no spring chicken……. he’s an ogre, and even ogre’s have to die some day, so bearing that in mind I’ve made a few more purchases with his Debit Card, one of them being this lovely headstone and a burial plot at St Nichols Church in …

I Met a Bull

A Friendly bull, though he didn’t say much, or move a lot. This week was very hot, and we spent a lot of time on the decking when we were not out walking. I even went for a swim in the river at Glanford, and had steamed chicken for sups.

Beauty & The Ogre

Hello again, I know, I’m early this week, but the Ogre is off to London for the weekend, so I thought I’d better get this out before we go. I’ve been reading the papers this week, when I say papers I mean The Times and The I, because those are the ones he buys, I …

Fish Stick Heaven

I know the queen is never photographed eating, because she finds it undignified, but I want to share with you my two favourite things, yours truly and fish sticks. This treat came after a four hour outing, and another stop at the Wiveton Bell where I had a lovely bowl of water and the ogre …

Monty Rap!

I’m back again to tell you that last weeks little ploy didn’t work, I’m still no nearer finding myself a posh bitch, so I’m trying a new tactic; I’ve decided the only way to attract a pedigree pooch is to woo her with a serenade. I discovered something called “iTunes” on the ogres computer, and while I’ve been enjoying …

Too Darn Hot!

Oh! come on, it’s true – can you see how fit I look. I have been too darn hot while we’ve been trekking over hill and dales, so today I had a haircut, and boy do I look good. I have to admit, the ogre and I have had a great week. On Sunday we went …