I am Monty the Dog and I’ve started a blog! for those that are not familiar with my adorableness, here is some info about me:

  • Star Sign: Pisces with the moon in Uranus
  • Age:  A gentleman never tells
  • Ideal Dinner Party Guests: Virginia Wolf, Woofgang Amadeus Mozart, Scooby Doo, Snoop Doggy Dog and the cast of TOWIE
  • Favourite Colour: Fish Sticks
  • Favourite Smell: Dewdrops on grass on an early Spring morning, and Fish Sticks
  • Favourite food: See Above
  • Favourite Joke: The one about the dog with no nose…LOL
  • Hobbies: Sniffing, eating, looking adorable and Tug-o-War
  • Life Goal: World domination

Feel free to leave a comment on any of my posts, but NEVER EVER EVER let the tall ugly one know that you’ve seen this blog – in case he denies me my computer privileges or worse still – takes me for a walk!



Lord of All I survey